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My Muse has a twisted mind....
Tee Hee!


It's been a while since I wrote any poetry, but I'm not sure if the following would be considered poems or limericks?  Either way, due to unusual circumstances, and humorous text messages with my dear friend Shuichi-ava-adore and her colorful experiences in the marvelous world of fast food, I was inspired to write the following very bad and perhaps inappropriate verses below.  Please enjoy or feel free to turn your head away from the computer screen in disgust.







Kentucky Fried Cum

After sending her meal back not twice,
But thrice-
She was satisfied it was finger lickin'.
But oh,
Little did the lady know-
The staff had jerked off on her chicken.



Gracious Be To Thine Hot Dog

Please remember to tip a generous hand
To the gentleman at the hot dog stand,
Lest you find he's rubbed his 'piener on your wiener-
Though the flavor may end up less bland.


Lord, We Be Wary Of Restaurant Bread…

Bless this meat to be without Salmonella,
May these mashed potatoes be free of spit,
I pray this meal to be cooked at the proper temperature,
And hope servers wash their hands after every shit.
  • Mood: Devious
  • Listening to: An online tutorial to get a food handler's card
  • Reading: the web comics I follow here on DA
  • Watching: Someone apply for a food handler's card online
  • Playing: mind games... with MYSELF!
  • Eating: cautiously
  • Drinking: Diet Pepsi, what else?

deviantID

I'm a desert dweller in my 20's, I do a little bit of modeling and acting and alot of sewing and cosplaying. My greatest passions are animals, acting and art. I am also a big fan of Japanese history and culture (not just anime).

Some of my other hobbies include Karaoke and cooking things that no one else seems to want to eat... (^_^);

My ID name, NAOMI DAOS comes from two sources.... Naomi is a name I liked ever since I first heard it on Star Trek (she was the first child to be born on the U.S.S. Voyager, Naomi Wildeman)
Daos comes from the Phrygian language meaning "wolf".
Just a quick FYI; Phrygian is a dead language that was spoken in the ancient region of Anatolia Phrygia (what is now modern day turkey) which was the Dominant kingdom in Asia Minor from 1200–700 BC.

I actually first heard the word Daos in a dream, it was the last name of a character that appeared in my sleep, (I posted more information on this character under my deviation "Unlikely Ally" which is in my Doll Adiction gallery) I wondered if it was a real word so I googled it, and how fitting it was when I discovered it's origin and it's meaning!

Finally, the pictures you see in my deviant Id are various pictures of myself from differant photoshoots that I converted to black and white and then to negative.

P.S. I am Happily Married


Devious Info

  • Current Residence: The Desert
  • Interests: Anime, Manga, Cosplay
  • Favourite genre of music: Rock all the way
  • Operating System: um, my hp laptop?
  • Favourite gaming platform: Super Nintendo, GameBoy (all)
  • Favourite cartoon character: I'll admit it, I'm a Zutarian
  • Personal Quote: I don't have a potatoe...
  • Tools of the Trade: Color pencils, microline pens, ball-point pens

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:iconmiceaholic:
thank you for the fav
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~StormieGrace Jan 31, 2012  Student General Artist
Haha, glad you think so. X)

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I can't write a poem! Poets use too many words! This guy wrote a TEN PAGED poem describing a VASE! I could describe this vase in... two words:

*Throws it on ground; it shatters.*

It's broken.
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:iconargeko:
My friend, only for fans TYCHEE please visit:

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www.facebook.com/pages/Tygra-X-Cheetara/265117036873465

See you.

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I believe and I accept Jesus Christ as my Lord and Savior
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:icon1wickedmind:
Love your my little pony drawings. My niece loves the show and always wants to see your artwork. :)

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If you don't like what I say, deal with it.
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:icongreeneyesandglasses:
~greeneyesandglasses Sep 15, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
Thanks for the watch and the comments ^.^

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“Clio . . . to thee, O Muse, has been vouchsafed the power to know the hearts of the gods and the ways by which things come to be." ~Valerius Flaccus

I adopted Hyourinmaru on #Bleach-Deviations
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Mood: Love ~Shuichi-Ava-Adore Feb 9, 2011   Digital Artist
Here's my fav vids from the show <3
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Discount Commissions Anyone? :3 I'm open!
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:iconnaomi-daos:
Great, now I've been corrupted. I hope you're happy. LOL! I like the blonde one, she's like a trampy version of Lina Inverse. That's hilarious!

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~Proud to be an Army Wife

- No, I'm not on drugs... But maybe that would help?
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Mood: Love ~Shuichi-Ava-Adore Feb 10, 2011   Digital Artist
I would love it if we cosplayed them together *_______________* I wanna be your Stocking <3

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Discount Commissions Anyone? :3 I'm open!
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:iconnaomi-daos:
Which outfits? Their normal clothes or their angel clothes?

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~Proud to be an Army Wife

- No, I'm not on drugs... But maybe that would help?
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:iconsonamylover9294:
happy early bday!!!!
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